merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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fvming:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(Source: fvming)

ugly:

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

Responsibilitrees.