Forever drunk. I Wanna be forever drunk. Do you really wanna be intoxicated forever? Forever, forever drunk.

me: man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever

me exactly one hour later: oh my god no

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

dutchster:

when i skip ahead a video and it ends up taking longer to buffer than if i had just sat through it

image

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)